Took my lovely wife for a ride up 276 headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway. Along the route I spied a trooper dismounting his V- strom. It caught my attention because he was hopping on his left leg whilst extending his right foot high enough to clear the seat. Not to be out done I stood on my seat with my arms stretched out( you know like Titanic) and flashed the secret V signal with both hands. Much to my dismay the only person who noticed was my wife, she was not amused.