The chuckle thread

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ockerstrom

Discussion Starter · Sep 19, 2011 (Edited by Moderator)

'coz I'm at home and trying to avoid the housework.

If you have a joke or something else funny post it here.

Just remember that this is a family show so nothing that your kids, partners, parents, grand parents or Fred Nile wouldn't approve of.

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" I asked her.
She said, "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

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p38arover

· #19 · Sep 20, 2011

graham downunder said:
we visited just above every Wallmart we could find in San Fransico ( even there head office )

I couldn't find a Walmart in SFO - Ocker wanted me to pick up something for him. (One of the Walmart people Funny Pictures at WalMart Photos )

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p38arover

· #38 · Oct 4, 2011

ockerstrom said:
Yes Graham, I did get all 6 wrong.
:green_lol::green_lol::green_lol:

I got all but "random"

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p38arover

· #116 · Apr 6, 2012

Strongarm said:
John Clarke & Bryan Dawes.
[Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN]

John: Morning! Looking for a new car?

Bryan: Nope. New Prime Minister, actually.

For those not from Australia, that TV skit refers to Australian political parties, i.e., the past couple of Prime Ministers (John Howard, Liberal Party, and Kevin Rudd, Labor Party) and the present Labor Prime Minister Julia Gillard whose party rules with a coalition with the Greens (Bob Brown).

We here in Oz understand it only too well.

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