The chuckle thread

'coz I'm at home and trying to avoid the housework.

If you have a joke or something else funny post it here.

Just remember that this is a family show so nothing that your kids, partners, parents, grand parents or Fred Nile wouldn't approve of.




I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" I asked her.
She said, "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."