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... or maybe you're planning a weekend of riding some the mountain passes.
You already have a used front TKC80 with decent tread, why not just take this one, use it a couple months, then use it to keep your grocery bags or a beer keg from rolling around in the back of your pickup truck.

...would also make a nice relationship-straining yard ornament
 

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Kind of reminds me of the time frail old grandma tried to find someone at the dinner table to eat her last slice of canned pear.
 

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Someone might take this damn tire just to shet me up.

Might have to pull the big guns like grandma did and play the "If you love me you eat my pear" trick.

Little brother fell for it, ate that jigglin sliver.
He was the only one left to ask though,
and grandma was no quitter.
 

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No Otis (or if you're the other dog, whatever your name is)
I really don't know why no one wants the tire.
Maybe we kind of put it on a pedestal.
Truth be told, the darn thing's growing on me a
little.
Sort of like Joe Dirt and his buddy "Meteor."
Shall we hunt Craigslist for a red Radio Flyer,
little doggie that doesn't get the pill twice daily?

 

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Well thanks bassbronco. I appreciate the gesture.

This thing stretches out another year might have to ship it to ya on principal. :thumbup1:

Hey ty-ya-ty-ya-ty-ya
Swiiing ty-ya-ty-ya-ty-ya
Swiiing!
 

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eh, I was down in CS last sunday, I guess I shoulda looked at this thread before
Well shucks.

Cool canned pear kaleidoscope though.

Hey, anyone else getting tons of pre-recorded telemarketer calls from 971-256-5661?
I registered a complaint with the FCC last week but the calls keep coming.
Figured they'd send the cops down there to bust those jerks right quick since I wasn't kidding about how annoying it is.

Tell ya, if I met the guy responsible for making my phone ring like this I'd take that TKC and...

Whew...

All comes back to the tire.

Free tire heah!
 

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Hey, anyone else getting tons of pre-recorded telemarketer calls from 971-256-5661?
I registered a complaint with the FCC last week but the calls keep coming.
Figured they'd send the cops down there to bust those jerks right quick since I wasn't kidding about how annoying it is.
Put some adds on craigslist using his phone number
 

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Successful people are always looking for ways to help other people.
Unsuccessful people are always asking 'What's in it for me?'"

Brian Tracy: Motivational Speaker

 

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OR


OR...





A) I could bring the tire to you and
B) you'd lend me your weed wacker, henceforth
C) I would return it to you without any string, so
D) you will not feel cheated

Just let me know soon because I'm scheduled to be rejected for jury duty next week.



Regards,
SK
 

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Well I done my civic duty. Sat 2.5 hours on a plastic chair
gassing gluten-free peanut butter toast in a big room with
300 hacking, humid peers.
Two cups of government coffee,
half a third of the NYTimes crossword from a day-old newspaper,
out of there by noon.

Mid September now and i've had this here free tire long enough to change addresses, sell a Chevy pickup before it needed new tires and brakes, buy another (cheaper) set of wheels, join the appropriate internet forum and start spoutin n rant'n like this over thaer (too).

Free Half Unused Tire Still Available!

But it's too late for the weed wacker deal.
The ragweed harvest is over and we're cruising Fall
recipes for hyper-allergenic bread.
Now we're back to free, except no free delivery
unless you can hook up two used speakers to a
fried amp Kenwood in a 94 Toy pickup (2wd).

Think it over. :var_28:
 

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Think it over. :var_28:
I'm sorting out a relay to get it to me.

So far I have 72 confirmed riders but it's got to go to Seattle first.

Maybe we can create an avater for this tire and have it post a ride report when it's done.

It could even have a US map with the states it's visited colord in.

I'm going to pray on this and see what happens.

By the way, where's that fiddlers bow?
 

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I'm sorting out a relay to get it to me.

So far I have 72 confirmed riders but it's got to go to Seattle first.

Maybe we can create an avater for this tire and have it post a ride report when it's done.

It could even have a US map with the states it's visited colord in.

I'm going to pray on this and see what happens.

By the way, where's that fiddlers bow?

Katchup and mustard in the same bottle?
Oh I like the sound of that Mr Kramer!

Wait a minute...
Relay?
72 riders?
Fiddlers bow?!
You putting me on?
You better not be foolin' Stormin'Nroman!

 
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