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Dr. Bigman: Yes, what's the problem?
Nurse: We have a patient, a vstrom, with acute chromougliness on the rear exhaust.
Dr.: How old is the patient?
N: She is less than one year.
Dr: Yes, I see the problem. Some genetic issue caused her skin to be mixed with chrome and black.
N: But the owner asked to keep the 3 bolts as they were, he mentioned something to do with 3 a lucky number
Dr: OK, no problem, I'll fix it. Prepare the patient for operation.
<A few minutes later>
Nurse: Doctor, the patient is ready.
Dr: OK, Let's start. Get me some Rust-Oleum high heat, and some utility knife.
Dr: That's it. A few hours of rest and she is good to go.
<A few hours later>
Nurse: We have a patient, a vstrom, with acute chromougliness on the rear exhaust.
Dr.: How old is the patient?
N: She is less than one year.
Dr: Yes, I see the problem. Some genetic issue caused her skin to be mixed with chrome and black.
N: But the owner asked to keep the 3 bolts as they were, he mentioned something to do with 3 a lucky number
Dr: OK, no problem, I'll fix it. Prepare the patient for operation.
<A few minutes later>

Nurse: Doctor, the patient is ready.

Dr: OK, Let's start. Get me some Rust-Oleum high heat, and some utility knife.

Dr: That's it. A few hours of rest and she is good to go.
<A few hours later>
