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So, we are a week plus into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.
 

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I'm starting to put a bit of wine in the new recipes I'm trying. I get the flavor but the alcohol is cooked off. Dang!
I make up for the lost bit by opening another bottle.
 

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I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only.

A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If y’all don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."


Credit: Joke stolen from the ZRXOA
 

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It's like cabin fever, ay? Been living it for so long it's OK. I make alcohol runs on occasions. My guns are well polished and primed though!
 
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