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OK, not as compelling at the post above (and yes, there is something I can't quite put my finger on) but I'll still offer up this one. My peeps, no doubt.

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Looks like a Victorian Kentucky Derby! :D
 

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, barely awake..
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

Wait for it !!!!!






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"Are - my - test - results - back?"
 

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer??

The taste


"I got kicked out of the public swimming pool the other day"
"Why?"
"They caught me peeing in it"
"Well, everybody does that"
"From the high dive?"

A man goes into the drug store and asks the clerk for deodorant. She asks him if he wants the ball type. He says, "No, I intend to use it under my arms".
 

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A crusty old biker from Brisbane out on a long summer ride in the
country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and
walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over
the bar:

COLD BEER : $2.00
MEAT PIE : $2.25
BACON & EGG PIE : $2.50
BURGER WITH THE WORKS : $3.50
HAND JOB : $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
barmaid who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old biker.

"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lass," he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs,
"Why yes, yes, I am".

The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good sweetie , cause I want a Meat Pie".
 
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