A little fibbing goes a long way...
I had to laugh when I read the start of this thread due to similar experiences.
My previous bike had a sluggish battery but I figured an hour of riding would charge it back up. When I pulled off the road into a dirt parking area to take a leak and have a smoke, I was dismayed when I couldn't start it back up. So when I called AAA, I told them I was driving a silver Hyundai sedan BECAUSE it was parked nearby and I figured it would be easier for the AAA driver to spot than my motorcycle. After waiting a half hour, the driver of the Hyundai emerges from the woods with fishing gear in-hand, loads up his trunk and -wouldn't you know it? - drives away leaving me alone in the dark waiting for the AAA guy. Fifteen minutes later, here comes the AAA ramp truck which pulls in right next to me. Driver hops out, hooks his battery pack up to my battery and bike starts up. He's there and gone in five minutes.
So the next day at work, I'm telling my know-it-all boss about it and HE says "Oh yeah. AAA membership covers everything: cars, boats, motorcycles..."
The following Saturday (and I STILL haven't replaced the battery!), I throw caution to the wind, get the bike started and go out riding with the intention of NOT turning off the engine. Needless to say, I manage to stall the damn thing at an uphill approach to a stop sign and I can't get it started. So THIS time I call AAA and tell them I've got a red Honda motorcycle that needs a jump start and they inform me that AAA doesn't "do motorcycles". I explain to them what had happened the previous week and they say that "if we'd KNOWN you were calling about a motorcycle, we wouldn't have sent out the driver". End of call.
Soooo, I wait about a half hour and call AAA back ASSUMING that my telephone call is being taken at a BIG call center. WRONG! So I'm telling the operator that my red Honda SEDAN needs a jump start and she replies 'Didn't you call just a while ago? We DON'T do motorcycles!". BUMMER! End of call.
Sooooooo, I'm about to push my bike into the woods, lock her up and start walking and figured I'd give the battery one my try and...it started up! Thank you, Jesus!!! Bought a new battery the next day.
It seems to me I recently read here, somewhere, that AAA now offers motorcycle coverage on the regular automobile plan for an extra $35.00+/- a year. I need to check that out.