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post #1 of 31 Old 10-09-2006, 05:22 PM Thread Starter
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On my way to work this morning, minding my own business just easing along between 60 and 65, white caddy blows by.... Hey!! wonder what their hurry is????..... uh oh, :shock: :shock: deer, oh jeez big deer,,,, hit brakes, slow down, oh man, gonna dead center her,,(doe) wait, let off brakes, swerve slightly to left, jus' gonna miss her.... wait.,, another one, jeez coming across the road fast, gonna dead center meeee....!!! Oh man, get on the gas, get on the gas, get between 'em man, go go go!!!!!! Oh, yeah, "whump" oh jeez what was that!!!! Should I stop, wait, left saddlebag, still in place, yes, still there, tailight burning?? Yup, brake light working too, nothing rattling, bike stable? Feels good, dark road, keep going...? Yes move along.. Get to work and find a light, (still dark) niiiice long mark down the side of the left bag.... should wax out pretty well!!!! Gotta get me a camara guys, gotta get me a camara!!!!
True story..... Ride home is gonna be great!!!!!


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post #2 of 31 Old 10-09-2006, 05:34 PM
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Glad you are OK.

Be safe out there everyone.

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Excellent ridesmanship in an emergency. Hope I can keep my cool should that happen to me. Was the streak down the side of you bag a brown color by chance?

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post #4 of 31 Old 10-09-2006, 10:06 PM
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Damn forest rats. I had to ninja kick one that was trying T-bone me last summer. I won. The deer ended up in the mud on the shoulder of the road and I continued on upright (with a sore left leg from upper-cutting a deer at 50 or 60 MPH).

Great job on dodging them critters. They get crazy this time of year. Nothing but deer sex on the brain. Be extra vigilant at dusk, dark and dawn. I tend to just stay home and have beer rather than ride at those high risk times in the fall.
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post #5 of 31 Old 10-09-2006, 11:57 PM
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Yikes! Glad you made it through. Back in the 80's a friend of mine hit a cow in Wisconsin, split the cow in half. Riding a Ninja too fast a night. Imagine stopping sliding and being covered in blood, and in seering pain, bike in pieces on an empty 2 lane in cow country. Then not knowing if its your blood or the cows. He lived, but was pretty messed up for a long time. Count yourself lucky.
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It's good you didn't panic and just hit the brakes, probable save you and your bike.
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It seems you got a lot of deers out there in the US.
Isn't it allowed to hunt 'em?


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post #8 of 31 Old 10-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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It sure is, but the Hunting is a dieing sport in the south west. Especially in California.

I have already been taking hikes in to the Wilderness areas to find a good spot for this years hunt. But first comes quail, and dove season.
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post #10 of 31 Old 10-10-2006, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by mokusbajusz
It seems you got a lot of deers out there in the US.
Isn't it allowed to hunt 'em?
In Pennsylvania, deer hunting ranks right up there in importance with drinking beer and having sex. Not sure if that's the correct order, though. I think the beer thing might be first. Then the deer thing. Then the other one.

Schools in our county are closed the first day of deer hunting season. But somehow, the critters seem to keep propagating (they don't have beer and can't get hunting licenses, so I guess sex is all they have to worry about).

Deer here are dumb as stumps. I come around a corner and there's a chipmunk starting to cross the road. With a brain the size of a walnut, the chipmunk sees me fifty yards away and is wise enough to turn back and run off the road.

Not so deer. Dumbest animals alive. "Hey, man," a deer says to his buddy, "why don't I stand here at the side of the road, staring at that huge machine coming my way, and when that metal monster is almost here, instead of retreating back into the woods, why don't I jump right in front of it?"

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(P.S., mokusbajusz, the plural of beer is beers, but the plural of deer is deer. Don't ask my why. I think the people that made up our language must have hung around with deer too long - like, some of the stupidity got spread around)
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