I've been unfaithful....
I try to be monogamous but I can't. In the last two weeks ago, I tried to a Honda 250R, BMW R1200R, Kawasaki 650 Ninja, Versys, Gixxer 1000, Harley Iron 883...and a few more.
I look at passing Gixxers lasciviously.....and wonder...what if I put taller handle bars, change the seat, change the tires and make it a tourer from Hell?
I've been unfaithful to my Strom and I can't help myself. The roving eye, the lascivious desire to try different mounts, the need for multiple partners. What's wrong with me? Can I ride and lust my neighbors ride without going to hell? Any day now, I expect her to get fed up with me and throw me into the weeds.
Is polygamy allowed? Or am I going to hell?