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post #1 of 9 Old 05-27-2011, 02:15 PM Thread Starter
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I've been unfaithful....

I try to be monogamous but I can't. In the last two weeks ago, I tried to a Honda 250R, BMW R1200R, Kawasaki 650 Ninja, Versys, Gixxer 1000, Harley Iron 883...and a few more.

I look at passing Gixxers lasciviously.....and wonder...what if I put taller handle bars, change the seat, change the tires and make it a tourer from Hell?

I've been unfaithful to my Strom and I can't help myself. The roving eye, the lascivious desire to try different mounts, the need for multiple partners. What's wrong with me? Can I ride and lust my neighbors ride without going to hell? Any day now, I expect her to get fed up with me and throw me into the weeds.

Is polygamy allowed? Or am I going to hell?
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post #2 of 9 Old 05-27-2011, 02:33 PM
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Yep, you sir are heading down below. Save me a seat at the front of the line...

For I too, have strayed. I have ridden my Brothers GS1150 Adv...drooling still from that affair. Test rode a 2010 GWing, made my hair turn grey...dam what a ride though. Last week...it was a Honda 1000rr Repsol clone....wow.

And, I am already Motomorman as I currently have a Honda and Harley that sleep with the Suzuki....the 3 of us are happy though.
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And, I am already Motomorman ......
Is polygamy allowed in Motomorman religion or do I have to convert to Islamaride?

I can never make up my mind what I want. One week it's the tourer from hell, the next week it 's a city bike, then it's next back to touring. One thing I never lusted is those redneck Harley. I keep hearing dueling banjos every time I get near them.

It's kinda of sad when a man can't control his desires.
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[QUOTE=Spartan;690351]Is polygamy allowed in Motomorman religion or do I have to convert to Islamaride?

Yes its allowed in Motomormanism (even encouraged) but they have to be virgins in Islamaride and their headlights must be covered. I admire experience in a scoot, so I will sleep with anothers 2 wheeler, remember that when we meet and take your keys with you....for I have sinned before.

P.S. Motomormanism isn't for everybody. You must sip some Harley gear oil at mass and chew a piece of leather tassel. Yes, the choir has banjos in it...Me thinks there may be a redneck joke there, where is my scatter gun, I am heading to Canada, if I can find it.

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What a Slut!

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Polygamy isn't allowed in Motomormonism. People just like to joke that it is.

It's splinter groups that practice polygamy and they say that it's not about the ride, it's about the love. But either way, join the fringe splinter group or not, the answer to your question is yes-you're going down.
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I am a polygamist at heart. I have 4 bikes. The Wee being the most recent purchase. It is so versatile I may get rid of a couple of the others. I think I can be satisfied with the 2008 Gold Wing and the K9 Wee. This is as close to monogamy as I can come.
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Honda 250R, BMW R1200R, Kawasaki 650 Ninja, Versys, Gixxer 1000, Harley Iron 883...and a few more.
Your oat-sowing doesn't bother me as much as the (ahem) diversity of your dalliances. Some of those are clearly NOKD*.

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Your oat-sowing doesn't bother me as much as the (ahem) diversity of your dalliances. Some of those are clearly NOKD*.

*Not Our Kind, Dear
I can't help it. I'm controlled by basal desires! *scratches butt*

One is nimble and quick..

One is expensive, high class version of my current love....

One is the cheap and naughty ....

One is the sister from another father...

One is the one momma said I should NEVER take out because she's gonna thrill me but she's simly BAD TO THE BONE.....

And the last one was from the hills in Kentucky.....

This confusion can't be normal.
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