I was coming back from work on my Wee last week, doing about 75mph in the center lane of I-90, with cars all around. Before I knew it, there was a very long 2x10 wooden board laying across my lane, which the car in front of my just got done driving over. I had no time to react and thus kept my muscles fairly relaxed... the Wee went over the board, kept going, looked back at me and said, "What? Was I supposed to slow down or worry?"
Man, I love this bike.
About a hundred feet further I saw a pick-up truck backing up on the shoulder, with the remaining boards strapped (poorly) to his bed and roof. Dumbass.
2008 DL650 a.k.a. Road Warrior, member #16 of the Flat Black Club
2009 Aprilia Tuono 1000R a.k.a. Silver Thunder