There are a bunch of motorcycle shipping companies that will crate your bike and ship it to any destination you want. Haulbikes and Shippingmasters are two that I found during a quick Google search. I don't know how much it would cost, but I'd guess that $500.00 would be the minimum amount. They probably even have a service where you could pick the bike up at one of their depots. You could ship your camping gear right on the bike. Jump on a plane, fly to where your bike is, and there you go.
It sounds really expensive, but if you are adamant that you don't want to ride the bike, and don't want to take your truck, then that's one solution.
Another is to pay one of your friends who doesn't have anything better to do to trailer your bike down to the southwest and drop it off somewhere. But honestly, I think you're snipe hunting here; there isn't going to be a cheap way to get someone to transport your bike for you, along with you having to find another way to get where your bike is.
"No matter where you go, there you are."
Last edited by RCinNC; 09-28-2013 at 03:23 PM.