Living the Stereotype
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Henderson County, NC
Or seen his super-sized girlfriend snatch a dangling hot dog from a string while the bike is moving!!
I can almsot smell the exhaust from a poorly tuned 45 degree v-twin mingling with the alluring fragrance of ink-stained boobie sweat as it collects in the stubbly belly folds of the voluptuous hot dog-snatcher as her thong-clad posterior forms an adhesive bond to the Screaming Eagle vinyl seatcover in the moist South Florida heat. Entranced onlookers hold warm 80oz. beers and
their their breath behind meth-rotted teeth as their raccoon eyes blink unfathomably behind HD Glamourware mirrored wrap-around, made-in-Taiwan sunglasses in the glaring sun as the mayonaise from the cole slaw wrestling starts to ooze out from under the ample nether regions of tha aformentioned Hot-Dog lady and onto the rear fender on the smokin' chokin' hog as she gums the hot dog to a oblivion.
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Stromin'Nroman NC28729, USA
DL650A K7 (Greywolf Moto Lab's R&D test mule) June 1, 2012 - present
DL650A K7 April 23, 2007 - January 6, 2012, RIP
"Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?" Frank Zappa, 1975