Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Escalante, Utah
RUN! Away! As fast as you can!
The latest canned answer I've seen is that they're illegal and therefore unavailable here be it through links or other convenient methods. In fact, your first born -assuming you have one- may be targeted for a life of slavery for your having asked such a question in the first place.
Don't have a child? Your dog will do.
Welcome to the brotherhood such as it is.