Two bikes is a dream, two running bikes even dreamier. Presently own just five (zero are presently running or road worthy), pretty average for me, I've been down to one a couple times, and as many as nine or ten. Rarely more than one registered, and only slightly less rarely more than one running. Hopefully by spring I'll have my strom back running and I have a fish on the line for buying my SV. Somewhat likely the SV will be replaced with a WR.
I have three project bikes that I haven't turned a wrench on in years but I am too sentimental to let them go.
I think I should set myself a goal of getting down to two or three motorcycles at once. I have a Guzzi that I will die with, and the rest should be fluid depending on my needs. I guess this is a therapy post now haha.
Too much other broken stuff to list