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MoDaddy · #51 12-24-2012, 03:44 PM

So, I treated my staff to an End Of The World Breakfast.
They all said that it was very thoughtful.
I confessed that it was actually quite selfish as I wanted my last memory to be of bacon.

TwoShots · #52 12-24-2012, 04:42 PM

and

MikeB · #53 12-24-2012, 05:30 PM

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The Maya civilization shares many features with other Mesoamerican civilizations due to the high degree of interaction and cultural diffusion that characterized the region. Advances such as writing, epigraphy, and the calendar did not originate with the Maya; however, their civilization fully developed them.

Now you've gone and done it, DanSanchez. The masses will now be asking what epigraphy is.

kenneth_moore · #54 12-24-2012, 06:26 PM

Ok, here's a fun fact about the Mayans: they left paintings showing a guy on his back with his knees up, and another guy holding a funnel and hose stuck in his butt. That's right, they invented the Butt Beer Bong so they could keep soaking up the brew long after their stomachs gave out. A friend mine went down there back in the 80s and brought back photos of it, so I know its not legend. However, I never imagined the college youngsters would pick it up. They have.

MikeB · #55 12-25-2012, 05:42 PM

Er...ummm...you're quite sure that does not depict one way to administer an herbal nostrum for one of the many intestinal diseases or parasites they must have had? I suspect that if they wanted to get drunk on pulque they were entirely capable of swilling the necessary quantity. They were, after all, very hardy folk.

Some anthropologist must have done a dissertation on this very subject. I can only imagine the title.

kenneth_moore · #56 12-25-2012, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeB

Er...ummm...you're quite sure that does not depict one way to administer an herbal nostrum for one of the many intestinal diseases or parasites they must have had? I suspect that if they wanted to get drunk on pulque they were entirely capable of swilling the necessary quantity. They were, after all, very hardy folk.

Some anthropologist must have done a dissertation on this very subject. I can only imagine the title.

Well...when i recently saw an attorney for a U of TN frat vehemently denying the boys had been doing butt beer bongs, I knew the ancients had to have been doing it too. Life is patterns...if only we can see them.

Stromin'Nroman · #57 12-25-2012, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kenneth_moore

Ok, here's a fun fact about the Mayans: they left paintings showing a guy on his back with his knees up, and another guy holding a funnel and hose stuck in his butt. That's right, they invented the Butt Beer Bong so they could keep soaking up the brew long after their stomachs gave out. A friend mine went down there back in the 80s and brought back photos of it, so I know its not legend. However, I never imagined the college youngsters would pick it up. They have.

Bottoms up!

MikeB · #58 12-26-2012, 10:47 AM

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Well...when i recently saw an attorney for a U of TN frat vehemently denying the boys had been doing butt beer bongs, I knew the ancients had to have been doing it too.

If it was frat boys, are you sure they weren't sucking on the tube? I've long had my doubts about those close-knit "brotherhoods."

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