A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.


The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.


When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.


Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'



After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.



The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.


When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'


'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.


'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

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'05 Silver Wee, Givi crash bars, Scotts dampener, JC top box, Battlewings, Homemade fork brace, GSXR calipers with homemade brackets. TCI Outback luggage System, Mr. Eds Moto custom seat
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Life, repression, and the pursuit of tax money

And then the fight started.

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You ain't bragging if you can do it
05 DL1000 (departed)
06 DL1000

Don't know how to put in the link; but if you go to youtube and check out "mastercard - indecent proposal", its a riot!

A friend traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his passport and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.


"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.


"I'm sorry, but I lost my passport," replied the guy.


"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.


"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."


"This I gotta see," replied the agent.


With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.


"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."


"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"


The agent replied, "I recognized THE CURRENT PRESIDENT in the middle."

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IF I only Rode in Good weather...
I WOULDN'T get to Ride in Vermont......at ALL!
Here in Vermont , we have 2 types of roads,Unpaved roads and decaying to .............Unpaved roads...
76,000 + miles and counting

http://ridedualsport.com/ I'm DR_JAX_650

hehehe

MODS!!!!

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Somtimes it sucks not being in the loop. HUH??

I'll tweak this one a bit;

Three motorcycle riders were out on their bikes doing their own thing, when they each noticed how bad the weather was turning.

All on the same stretch of road, they could see a light off in the distance across the fields.

The first to make to the farm was the Harley rider. He went to the door and explained to the farmer that he was out on his bike and that the weather was getting really bad and was hoping to get some shelter for the night.

The farmer replied that the Harley rider could stay in the wood shed. The farmer explained that he had 18 daughters, if the Harley rider touched any of them, he would kill him then said good night to the Harley rider.

The next rider, a Vee rider, made it to the farm house a while later and asked the same question due to the weather.

The farmer told the Vee rider that he could sleep in the barn. The farmer told the Vee rider the same thing about his 18 daughters, that he would kill him if he touched any of them, then said good night to the Vee rider.

The last one to pull up to the farmers house was the Wee rider. The Wee rider said the same thing the other two riders said about the storm and requested shelter for the night.

The farmer pondered for a minute and replied that the Wee rider could have his only place left for a guest. The farmer explained that the bed was upstairs in the same room as his 18 daughters and that if the Wee rider touched any of them he would kill him.

So the next morning, the storm had passed and the sun was out. The farmers wife had put on some breakfast for each of the riders and they were all sitting at the breakfast table when the farmer asks each of the riders how they had slept.

The Harley rider repsonded with "I slept like a log, thank you"

The Vee rider responded, "I slept like a bale of hay, thank you"

the Wee rider responded, "I slept like a golf ball, THANK YOU!"

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An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

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Flat Black 08 WABS

If all the world's a stage, where's the audience sitting?

Pretty funny that this joke is three years old...

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1979 GL1000 Goldwing / 1992 Nighthawk 250 - Baby
2003 DL1000 - Priscilla / 1997 Concours - Ms. Piggy
2002 DL1000 - Fluffy the Torque Monster (Deceased)
2003 DL1000 - Freya, Leather Winged Demon of the Night

So, an Irishman walks out of a bar....

No. Really. It could happen.

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Yellow '03 DL1000

Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you fly. That one never ends well.

So this 50-something gal takes her 87 year old father to the mall to buy him a new pair of shoes.

The old fella didn't make it out much and was somewhat shocked at the way the young people were dressed.

After hitting a few stores they went to the food court for a snack.

They sat two tables down from where this 17 yo boy in girl jeans, ear lobes stretched beyond recognition and a blue, green, red and yellow mohawk.

The old timer couldn't take his eyes off of the kid.

Every time the kid would lift his head from his food the old man was staring at him.

Finally, annoyed, the kid says, "Hey old man! What's your problem? Never do anything wild when you were young?"

The daughter did her best to swallow the food in her mouth --to keep from choking--knowing that her Pop would have something to say...

"Yeah, I did. Once, about 18 years ago, I got stoned and fu$ked a peacock!

I was wondering if you were my son..."










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