madrake
09-13-2004, 10:41 PM
A young woman goes to her mother for some advice after about 5 yrs of marriage, Mom how did you keep the romance with dad after 40 yrs of marriage? He is always wanting sex and always expressing his love for you, Her mother tells her to come with her to the kitchen, She goes to the frig and gets a roll of biscuits out , opens them up takes one out throws it on the floor, She raises her dress and squats down and pickes up the biscuit with her p#$%y, She looks at her daughter and tells her,If you can master this, he will follow you to the ends of the earth, never cheat on you, and always want sex. The youg woman takes her mothers advice and goes home, She practiced day in and day out until she can snatch the biscuit off the floor with ease, then on afternoon when she was feeling a little frisky she walks into the living room where her husband is watching tv, she steps in front of the tv and throws the biscuit on the floor,pulls her dress up and started to squat down, all the sudden she farts like a pack mule, not wanting to ruin the moment she just proceeded to pick up the biscuit , afterward looking at him with a sexy smile says, "you want some of this" He looks back at her in horror and says "Hell no" If that son of a bitch will bark like that for a biscuit , can you imagine what it will do if I throw a piece of meat at it!!!!!!!!!