Chris
08-03-2004, 12:05 AM
A women takes her dog to the vet because she fears the dog is deaf.
The vet says "no, everything is fine, the dog has too much hair in his ears. You need to apply some NAIR to the pups ears and everything should be fine."
So
She goes to the Drugstore and asks the pharmacist for NAIR.
The Pharmacist hands her the bottle and says, "If you put this on your legs, dont wear stockings for 2 days".
The woman says, "it's not for my legs"
"Oh" says the pharmacist, "well, If you put this on your armpits, then dont wear deoderant for 2 days".
The women says "It's not for my Arm Pits, it's for my Schnauzer"
"I see" says the pharmacist, "Then in that case dont ride your bike for 2 days"
The vet says "no, everything is fine, the dog has too much hair in his ears. You need to apply some NAIR to the pups ears and everything should be fine."
So
She goes to the Drugstore and asks the pharmacist for NAIR.
The Pharmacist hands her the bottle and says, "If you put this on your legs, dont wear stockings for 2 days".
The woman says, "it's not for my legs"
"Oh" says the pharmacist, "well, If you put this on your armpits, then dont wear deoderant for 2 days".
The women says "It's not for my Arm Pits, it's for my Schnauzer"
"I see" says the pharmacist, "Then in that case dont ride your bike for 2 days"