Would you Adam and Eve it?

[Pete]

A bleedin' scrote on me manor did a bunk with me farkles!
That toerag's having a bleedin' laugh and he's asking for a twatting up the Gary Glitter.
Where's me washboard? And me bleedin' farkles?

[dellboy]

pete, you ok mate? :lol:

[Pete]

pete, you ok mate? :lol:

If a slag has it away with me bleedin' farkles he needs a dry slap Del!
So I'm just unwinding with a bit of Chas'n'Dave!

[dellboy]

ok m8, ill get on the dog and bone, see wat i can do, may be able to get your farkles back for a monkey, sound good?

[Pete]

ok m8, ill get on the dog and bone, see wat i can do, may be able to get your farkles back for a monkey, sound good?

What about a pony?

[dellboy]

or donkey :lol:

[Banjo]

I think some people need to see the blokes in white coats :)

[Laava]

Cor blimey![Rolls me minces] What a kerfuffle!:-D

[rcacs]

The words are english, but I havnt a clue what they are sayin....

:)

[iron_llama]

¡Orale, buey! ¿Que dijieron? ¿Que ideoma es? Parece que es ingles pero nadie puede entenderlo. Pues, ¿es idioma especial de inglentera?

¿Mande?

[Rob.uk]

The words are english, but I havnt a clue what they are sayin....

:)

Adam and Eve = believe.

Did a bunk = originally applied to sailors who hid in their bunk beds when called to do battle = left rapidly, usually to conceal guilt, laziness or cowardice.

Farkles = Bling = shiny adornments, fashion accessories and jewelry = aftermarket add ons fitted to a prized possession such as a car, motorcycle, lorry etc.

Bleedin' scrote = derived from scrotum, but applied in a derogatory sense to a person you dislike intensely = tea leaf = thief.

Toerag = arising from footwear used by beggars = thief.

Twatting = retribution, taking the form of physical violence to a delicate body part, usually someone else's. Derivative of twat, a c16th English word that described a female's most private area. Today, if someone calls you a "twat" it means they think you are stupid or contemptible.

Gary Glitter = a person convicted of child pornography offences. Currently used as a derogatory phrase for someone, when "twat" is not bad enough.

Slag = literally, the valueless remains after processing iron ore, or burning coal = a slang word for someone unselective with whom they have an intimate physical relationship.

Chas n' Dave = ageing composers of Cockney songs such as "Rabbit rabbit" ... a tale of a woman who incessantly nagged her husband about his errant behaviour.

Rabbit = originally "rabbit and pork" = "talk". Someone "rabbiting on" is someone talking so much they are becoming annoying.

Cockney = originally, someone born within audible range of the Bow bells in London, a market trading area.

Cockney rabbit = a coded form of conversation usually only intelligible to other Londoners, where rhyming words are substituted e.g "rabbit and pork" = talk, "dog and bone" = telephone.

Monkey = £500, the value in 19th century London of a monkey - especially valuable because they could be trained as pickpockets and theives. Currently about the same value as ten Franklins, or 10 * $100

Pony = £25, the value in the 19th century of a pony sold to London's chimney sweeps. Currently about the same value as one Grant or $50

Donkey = can be applied in complimentary way to mean a man who is well equipped, i.e. "hung like a donkey". Can also be applied in a derogatory way to mean a male prostitute.

... errm ... did I miss something on the last one?