cop joke

[RiffRaff]

A guy is driving down the highway in a 65 mph zone when he passes a Highway Patrol cruiser parked in break down lane. He looked quickly at his speedometer and saw he was speeding at 75.

"Well", he thought, "Maybe I can outrun him" so he sped up to 85.

Needless to say he soon saw flashing red lights in his mirror so he decided to pull over.

The officer walked up to the driver's window and said...

"I know you have an excuse for driving so fast and why you sped up after passing me. I'll make you a deal. If I haven't heard the excuse before I'll let you go"

The guy thought for a second and then said,

"My wife ran off with a Highway Patrolman and I thought you were trying to give her back."

The officer kept a straight face and said "Have a nice day" as he walked back to his car.

[sprmxrfun]

A state trooper pulls over a women for speeding one Friday night. After checking her license he asked her why she was speeding. The women replied I was just trying to get to the "State Troopers Ball".
The trooper replies " we don't have balls!" and after realizing what he said.... he just walked away & drove off :oops:

[JRE]

A man was pulled over after rolling through a stop sign. The cop approached the car and explained that he would be ticketed for failing to make a complete stop.
"Are you kidding?" the man asked "I slowed down. Stop, slow down, what's the difference?"
The cop pulled out his night stick and began hitting the driver on the head and asked "You tell me. Would you like me to stop or slow down?"
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