nuns and vampires

[QuickSilver]

Sister Mary and Sister Gwen are driving down a dark, unlit road one night. Suddenly a vampire drops out of nowhere and lands right on the hood of the car.

Terrified, Sister Mary turns to Sister Gwen and says, "Show him your cross, show him your cross!"

So Sister Gwen leans out the window and yells, "Get off the #@*&%$ car!!"

[Gilk51]

Another nun joke (could be any person though):

I state trooper stops a 4-door sedan doing 20 mph on the interstate in our area. There were 4 nuns inside.

"What's the problem officer? I was doing the speed limit."

"You were only doing 20 - the speed limit is 65!"

"But the sign says 20..."

"No ma'am. The sign says Interstate 20 - that's the road name"

The officer looks inside the car and the two nuns in the back are just terrified, white with fear.

"What happened to them?"

"Well, I think we just got off State Highway 121".