snapspinnr
02-06-2005, 10:11 PM
A man was laying in bed with his wife when he lets a large noisy fart go. His wife rolls over glaring and says "what was that?' The guy says "touchdown seven points". They lay there quietly for a few minutes and then the wife passes gas in a manner that was every bit as noisy as her husbands. Gleefully she says, "hee hee touchdown the score is tied"
For the next few minutes they go back and forth, each passing gas and claiming a touchdown until the score is tied at 21 points each. Then the bed is quiet few a minutes as both of them have apparently run out of offense. Then wife lets out a quiet tiny little squeaker and says "whoo hoo fieldgoal, I'm up by 3" Being a man the husband refuses to admit defeat and he bears down hard trying to squeeze out an answering fart. Well he pushed just a little too hard and ends up pooping the bed. His wife twists around and asks "what the heck was that?" The husband says "Halftime, time to switch sides"
For the next few minutes they go back and forth, each passing gas and claiming a touchdown until the score is tied at 21 points each. Then the bed is quiet few a minutes as both of them have apparently run out of offense. Then wife lets out a quiet tiny little squeaker and says "whoo hoo fieldgoal, I'm up by 3" Being a man the husband refuses to admit defeat and he bears down hard trying to squeeze out an answering fart. Well he pushed just a little too hard and ends up pooping the bed. His wife twists around and asks "what the heck was that?" The husband says "Halftime, time to switch sides"