Swedge
01-25-2005, 04:11 PM
Bubba and Betty sue were on their way home from the honky-tonk in Nashville when they came upon a DWI check point. Betty sue, she got really scared’ cuz Bubba had done been drinking all night. She watched as Bubba suddenly started peeling the label off of his bottle of Bud . When he got the label off of the bottle he licked it and stuck it on his forehead. Now she knew he was drunk.
As they pulled up by the Trooper she watched as a confused look passed over the Trooper's face. Then the Trooper leaned forward with a little sneer on his face and asked “Hey Bubba, you been drinkin boy?
Bubba looked square into the Trooper’s eyes and said; “No Sir. I done quit drinkin. I’m on the patch.
As they pulled up by the Trooper she watched as a confused look passed over the Trooper's face. Then the Trooper leaned forward with a little sneer on his face and asked “Hey Bubba, you been drinkin boy?
Bubba looked square into the Trooper’s eyes and said; “No Sir. I done quit drinkin. I’m on the patch.