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[GetFuzzy]

95% of all Harley-Davidson Motorcycles are still on the road! (The other 5% made it home)

[thefifthcircle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will have to remember that one next time I go for a ride with my Brother-in-law

[sammy's pappy]

Tooo.... Gooood...!!!!

Thanks, that one is worth remembering!

[Dennis Robertson]

You DO remember why HD's have so many chrome accessories don't you? To make it easier to find the thing alongside the road when you go back to where it broke-down in your pickup truck and bring it home!

[kcracker]

Heard this from a HD owners wife...

How are dogs and Harley's alike?








They both like to ride in trucks!

John <--- never going to own a Harley...unless it's free.

[Further]

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a Harley?

A: The dog will get in and out of the pick-up truck by himself.

:D

[MATTMAN]

IF HD made an airplane would you fly in it?

[ningram]

On the Seventh day God created Harley Davidson.

On the Eighth Day he put 2 more wheels and a plough on the back….


LOL

Nick

[YLO-JKT]

One of our local tool dealers said "the service manager for harley rides one of those funny looking bikes like yours" to which I replied if that dose not tell you something you deserve that new harley

[BBurton "BigB"]

Man... you all are hard on Harleys!! They are damn good bikes... just piss poor service and half the people who drive them are buttholes. I have some buddies who have Hogs and actually ride the wheels off them. Can't say that they have ever been stranded or had any real problems. I did laugh my butt off though, with all the jokes!! :lol:

[kutch]

Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover Vacuum?




The Harley can fit up to two dirt bags...

Sorry, -sorry dad..."My Father was a HD mechanic for the state police in the early 60s thru 80s"...


I remember them in the shop...alot. Man they looked cool though...I remember them in the shop...alot...Man they looked cool though...I remember them in the shop...alot. Man they looked cool though...I remember them in the shop...alot...Man they looked cool though...

kutch

[Further]

SoCal a few years back, ride into a local watering hole loaded with lots of HD iron.

Guy flying colors(a patch wearing MC club member) tells me, upon parking my machine, that I'm leaking gas.

I check my fuel taps, no leakage.

Ask him what he meant, he says, "there it is all over the ground." Looking down at the pavement under my bike, it was covered with rice he had thrown under my BMW!

I flashed on the t-shirt I've seen some of "them" wearing, "If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand" (I doubt they could really explain ANYTHING, let alone understand, besides it's an oxy-moronic statement).

So, not wanting to burst his bubble, I said nothing.

I returned a week later to issue him a Harley Davidson roadside repair kit. I concocted it in my garage. Included were; 18" of bailing wire, a bandaid and a piece of Bazooka bubble gum all in a heavy duty zip-lock
with price tag and instructions on the back.
Some, seeing "The Kit", said I should sell them. I am considering this option.