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post #1 of 31 Old 12-12-2010, 11:45 PM Thread Starter
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Tits and Tats? Yup!

The first weekend of 2011 brings an annual festival to Sarasota:



If you like cruisers that corner at 12 MPH to avoid scraping the chrome ...

If you like bikers who have more tattoos than teeth ...

If you like women who can belch louder than their bikes,
and their bikes can be heard in Mexico ...

If you like funnel cakes and chewing tobacco ...

... then come and see the cultural highlight of my home town!

As a certain murderer said when he walked into his trial,
and looked at the jury of twelve good men and true,
"These are not my peers."

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post #2 of 31 Old 12-13-2010, 08:59 AM
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The first weekend of 2011 brings an annual festival to Sarasota:



If you like cruisers that corner at 12 MPH to avoid scraping the chrome ...

If you like bikers who have more tattoos than teeth ...

If you like women who can belch louder than their bikes,
and their bikes can be heard in Mexico ...

If you like funnel cakes and chewing tobacco ...

... then come and see the cultural highlight of my home town!

As a certain murderer said when he walked into his trial,
and looked at the jury of twelve good men and true,
"These are not my peers."
You're welcome to come up here for a visit. Personally, I'd rather freeze my ass off than risk what's left of my hearing for that.

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post #3 of 31 Old 12-13-2010, 11:13 AM
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Heard there's gonna be lotsa biker chicks at this event.....


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That's why Floridians are called "The "Rednecks Of The Caribbean"

It's time for a revolution to restore the Constitution.
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post #5 of 31 Old 12-13-2010, 11:40 AM
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great avatar!

"Side effects may include: Mild kidney explosions...Testicular cranberrying... And Rectal hallucinations."
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Heard there's gonna be lotsa biker chicks at this event.....
Skippy, there are some things about Granny you don't want to know, just take my word for it.

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It appears security is drinking on the job!!!
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It appears security is drinking on the job!!!
Actually, that's a before and after picture. He sucked the life right out of her.

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post #9 of 31 Old 12-13-2010, 06:38 PM
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A couple years ago I asked the Sarasota City Manager's office why the city put on display hundreds of machines that were in violation of several state and federal anti-noise ordinances. I was told they were given a waiver for "Thunder by the Bay." I couldn't get an answer to my follow-up question of why they are allowed to run like that year round.

There is a local TV show called "Born to Ride." A better name would be "Born to Make Noise, Call Attention to Ourselves, and Smell Bad."

The police department in Sarasota just will not enforce muffler laws. A major reason is that they all ride Harleys, hang out at the local Hog farm and go to their picnics. I stunned a local cop once when I collared him at Hap's Cycles and asked him why they allow wholesale lawbreaking. He was stunned that someone in a bike shop would ask such a question. Even he didn't know that we are not all alike.
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There is a local TV show called "Born to Ride." A better name would be "Born to Make Noise, Call Attention to Ourselves, and Smell Bad."
"Oh that was your bike?

I thought it was Hip Hop trhough some fifteen inch woofers.

Awsome Honda Fury, man..........keep keepin' real, bro."

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