Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: newmarket ontario Canada
An old man sits on his porch all day watching the world go by .
One morning he sees the kid next door walking by , dragging a piece of fencing . The old man calls out " Hey , Kid , what ya got there ? "
The kid replies , " I got a piece of chicken wire , I'm gonna go catch me some chickens ! "
" Oh , damn fool kid , " the old fellow replies, " Ya can't catch chickens with chicken wire ! "
Well , later that day , the old man was astonished to see the kid come back up the street dragging the fence with several chickens tangled in it .
The next day , the kid passes by again with something in his hand , the old man calls out ," what ya got there today , young fella ? "
" I got me some duct tape , I'm gonna catch me some ducks ! "
" Oh , damn fool kid , ya can't catch ducks with duct tape ! ' , calls the old man , as the kid disappears up the street .
Later that day , the old man was astonished to see the kid coming by , dragging a strip of duct tape in which several ducks were entangled .
So the next day , when the old man spots the kid coming by again , with a bundle of sticks in his hand , he calls out : " what ya got there today , Kid ? "
The kid replies , " I got me some pussy willows , I'm gonna.."
"WAIT FOR ME , I'LL GET MY HAT ! "
Not all my lucid moments are consecutive .